The English Patient

Going back tomorrow, so felt I should post. Firstly, sian. Secondly, thought maybe can talk a little about the goals of clubemo. The original impression I had when daryl and justin and i were talking about it in Vietnam was that it was meant to be the platform lofting all 5 of us to lofty heights of fame, preferably of the media sort. Initial ideas mooted were

-emotional, angsty and generally depressing/depressive pieces about our emotions, angst and depresses
-insightful, debatorish and yet somehow witty and humorous commentaries on current events
-poetry

(so far we have half of the first from daryl and none of the second. i think the second won't work because it's very corny. and in the first place none of us are insightful debators at all, except for he-who-knows-everything-about-everything-and-is-damn-pro daryl, who is truly insightful and even cooler than a debator cos he's not one, but then he will stop halfway cos it's not good. so cannot.)

(no comments about the third)

Then I hit upon a totally original brainwave that was in no way copied from other people and in no way meant to parody any other blog. At all. These were

-posting nude pics of ourselves eating from various tropical fruit and/or draped in skimpy pieces of white/translucent cloth
-writing about our incredible sexual escapades, while we were in school, and preferably with members of other races

But I thought about it and felt that if my siblings stumbled upon the blog I'd just die. So it was kinda no go, unless we pixelated both heads and even then I think daryl's sian bod would have been recognised and my cool hair too. And dave's hairy belly too. And justin's whatever. So we thought a bit more, at the airport I think, and we came up with

-a kind of secret diaoing device for us to niao each other on topics such as Project MIDAS, 10 minutes and so on.

So far this hasn't really been done though it seemed like a pretty cool idea. But I guess no one took my suggestion of giving prizes to those who solved the puzzle correctly seriously. AND WHAT'S WITH CHANGING MY WONDERFUL SUGGESTION OF EXPOSITIONS TO THIS SUPERFICIAL CLUB MOMO PUN SHIT?!?!?! Anyway the problem with this is that the people we don't want to know will probably know anyway. And then certain people will be pissed and everything. In fact I should censor this part but I won't. So it won't be as fun as mahjong. And of course the surefire ways to fame, especially of the media sort, had to be rejected because they would also be of the legal sort.

-promoting ill-will in Singapore under Chapter 29 of the Seditious Act (may get arrested)
-using names of scientific equipment as your online name (may get sued)
-installing gold-plated taps in our respective toilets and suing the media for telling the truth (may get 2 out of 3 singaporeans pissed with us)
-making a joke out of the above 3 incidents (dunno yet, but if it happens then our loyal readership will be the first to know)

So I guess clubemo doesn't have much to go on with.